Who's In Love with Not-so-regular Lucifer?

She's a Humorous Godfather
    She may not be as hot as Al Pacino in The Godfather 
    But they call her Hot Coffee.

She was Italian before there was an Italy
She’s the mother and the father
Left-handed, right-handed
Mafia, catholic 
The driver out of the matrix
     To the Oracle.

She’s in love with Aristotle, Aristotle is in love with Mary, The President calls Mary by Isis
     She sleeps with the President
There’s something not so regular about her and her husband, Not-so-regular Lucifer,
     And it's a story about love and disaster.